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Rufus Is a Tit Man Lyrics

Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
You can tell by the way the boy burps
that it's gotta taste fine.

Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote.
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt.

For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
The doctor says I'm oral
Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-.
And I believe it's true.
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you.

So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night.
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile.
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile.
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kaleidoscope_eye On Sep 11, 2006
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Cover art for Rufus Is a Tit Man lyrics by Loudon Wainwright III

This song is pretty funny The fact that Rufus grew up to be gay makes it even more humerous

Cover art for Rufus Is a Tit Man lyrics by Loudon Wainwright III

Oh how wrong Loudon was. Hahaha.

 
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