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Sluttier Younger Lyrics
There are few things less appealing than you
A pre-teen girl that dresses like a prostitute
You want to act like Britney well that's a mistake
You want to look like divas but divas are skanks
Dating cooler older guys in high school grades
If they were really that cool they'd get girls their own age
But they can't, so they're on a cradle crusade
Cause statutory rape's the coolest way to get laid
They dont want their bodies to be covered
Cause girls are getting sluttier younger
They're too young to be talking about sex
And losing their virginity at recess (that's just gross)
Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in
And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips
During dances moving like a tramp is your goal
And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show
Christina or Paris who do you idolize more?
While looking for a thong in a children's size four
Getting good grades is not what you're dreaming of
You'd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs.
They can't handle the pressure they're under
So girls are getting sluttier younger
I wish those junior highers would just stop
Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch (No I don't)
I can't believe what he said... I don't have to stuff my bra... I'm practically an A-cup.
I know. I'm so jealous... I'm practically ovulating already, though.
Shut up, you are not.
Youre 12, mature enough to start smoking weed
Wasn't it just last week you were watching Disney?
Now it's The 101 Hottest Whores On E!
So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid
Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb
Step 2: common sense makes life less fun
Step 3: The best way to get accepted
Is to put out and become anorexic.
I don't understand so I wonder
Why girls are getting sluttier younger
They take their childhood and discard it
Are they naive or just retarted, I dont know
They're getting sluttier younger,
sluttier younger, sluttier younger, sluttier younger...
They're getting sluttier... so slutty...
A pre-teen girl that dresses like a prostitute
You want to act like Britney well that's a mistake
You want to look like divas but divas are skanks
If they were really that cool they'd get girls their own age
But they can't, so they're on a cradle crusade
Cause statutory rape's the coolest way to get laid
Cause girls are getting sluttier younger
They're too young to be talking about sex
And losing their virginity at recess (that's just gross)
And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips
During dances moving like a tramp is your goal
And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show
While looking for a thong in a children's size four
Getting good grades is not what you're dreaming of
You'd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs.
So girls are getting sluttier younger
I wish those junior highers would just stop
Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch (No I don't)
I know. I'm so jealous... I'm practically ovulating already, though.
Shut up, you are not.
Wasn't it just last week you were watching Disney?
Now it's The 101 Hottest Whores On E!
So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid
Step 2: common sense makes life less fun
Step 3: The best way to get accepted
Is to put out and become anorexic.
Why girls are getting sluttier younger
They take their childhood and discard it
Are they naive or just retarted, I dont know
sluttier younger, sluttier younger, sluttier younger...
They're getting sluttier... so slutty...
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wow no comments??? thats amazing
So satirical. So awesome. XD I totally agree. SLUTS.
lmfao omg! i love this song sooo much! it actually describes half of the girls in public school when i was there ...it was sad and discusting but this song makes it HILARIOUS
My friends and I like to scream this song at the little whores in the Junoir High when we walk by...the looks on their faces are PRICELESS.
This song is beyond cool beans. It's makes such sense!!! I've only been saying this all since like, 5th grade...stupid whores never listen...
My friends and I like to scream this song at the little whores in the Junoir High when we walk by...the looks on their faces are PRICELESS.
This song is beyond cool beans. It's makes such sense!!! I've only been saying this all since like, 5th grade...stupid whores never listen...
the sad thing is, its so very true. but i think a vital point was missed: they are also cake faces. love this song anyway :D its very honest and funny