Citizen's Band Radio

Conspiracy theory Number One
Jesus was a man from Mars
The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun
And The Three Wise Men arrived in cars
Conspiracy theory Number Two
War is just a marketing plan
If you’ve got an army who’ll die for you
You can be a marketing man
I heard it on the citizen’s band
There’s really nothing to it hardly
It’s elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABC
I heard it on the citizen’s band
I heard it from the citizen’s band
Conspiracy theory Number Three
The government control who you are
And if your music’s good for the economy
You can be a rock ‘n’ roll star
There’s really nothing to it hardly
It’s elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABC
I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while
And heard some corporate rock
Some multi-national
And at the end of the dial
I heard some manufactured pop
I pulled in to the side of the road
And retuned to 95 Point I Don’t Know
Citizen’s band radio
The home of the stars
Tune into the breakfast show
And listen to The Man From Mars
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