When I first met you ooh I thought
I'd seen you in a magazine.
The way you handled all my jibber jabber talking,
It must have seemed obscene.
I got so nervous 'cause I thought that
Maybe I had lost my chance.
But then you called me up the next night on the telephone
Inviting me to the dance.
La la la la, la la la la la la, la la, la la, la la.
My two left feet, my nervous smile well I was almost sure
You wouldn't call me back.
But when you did I took two showers three baths
And I even shaved my back.
But when I got to your house, wouldn't you know it,
I was three hours late.
So I went back to my room and all that was left
Were the porno mags and me.
La la la la, la la la la la la, la la, la la, la la.
I'd seen you in a magazine.
The way you handled all my jibber jabber talking,
It must have seemed obscene.
I got so nervous 'cause I thought that
Maybe I had lost my chance.
But then you called me up the next night on the telephone
Inviting me to the dance.
You wouldn't call me back.
But when you did I took two showers three baths
And I even shaved my back.
But when I got to your house, wouldn't you know it,
I was three hours late.
So I went back to my room and all that was left
Were the porno mags and me.
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