Sammy Hagar

Dick In The Dirt

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I know this guy named Richard
He's my red-necked friend
He does everything the hard way
You see, Rich don't like to bend.
He went out for a haircut
Get himself a little trim
Got hooked up with a beautician
And she set out to do him in
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt.
Now Rich knows girls in England
He's a well traveled man
He's been around the world, you see.
He's met some hard demands.
But, Jane, she knocked him right down
Well, he'll just get right back up, whew!
Together they have this bond, you see.
She likes to tie him up.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
Yea, but, then she kissed him where it hurt, ow!
Now, Rich, he got all junked up.
Something rubbed him wrong.
But, Jane, she straightens him out.
Yeah, it never takes that long.
'Cause Rich, he has no conscience
He's of a friendly persuasion
And any chance he has to meet someone new.
He'll always rise to the occasion.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow!
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no.
She knocked Dick in the dirt
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt.
Uh! Ow!

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major Valor On Aug 29, 2006

I know this guy named Richard 
He's my red-necked friend 
He does everything the hard way 
You see, Rich don't like to bend. 
He went out for a haircut 
Get himself a little trim 
Got hooked up with a beautician 
And she set out to do him in 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt. 
Now Rich knows girls in England 
He's a well traveled man 
He's been around the world, you see. 
He's met some hard demands. 
But, Jane, she knocked him right down 
Well, he'll just get right back up, whew! 
Together they have this bond, you see. 
She likes to tie him up. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
Yea, but, then she kissed him where it hurt, ow! 
Now, Rich, he got all junked up. 
Something rubbed him wrong. 
But, Jane, she straightens him out. 
Yeah, it never takes that long. 
'Cause Rich, he has no conscience 
He's of a friendly persuasion 
And any chance he has to meet someone new. 
He'll always rise to the occasion. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow! 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no. 
She knocked Dick in the dirt 
He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt. 
Uh! Ow!

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2006-08-29 18:43:14

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by dong

19y ago

obviously about buttsex

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by DarkPoo

20y ago

Always loved this song, it was nasty and funny at the same time.

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by Major Valor

19y ago

This is an expression I first heard in the South. It was always used to referrence getting knocked on your ass and getting a dose of humility to boot. When something or someone "knocks your dick in the dirt", it usually means you got your pride handed back to you with force.

Great song. Love the guitar.

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by Brent8 4m ago

@Major Valor Yeah, except this song is an intentional and comical double entendre.

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