That Special Anyone

I saw her from afar, way across the bar
Is she hot or am I desperate?
I order her a drink, she gives me a wink.
Already know I will regret it.
Well, she took the bait.
Walking to her place.
All alone I need protection
She said she's not a whore,
The sock is on the door.
A one-night stand played to perfection!
Foggy mistake.
I shoulda put a bag on her face.
Hoping, praying
She doesn't ask me if I'm staying.
As I leave her house, quiet as a mouse
Swift exit done as she's sleeping
Through a noisy gate, I make a clean escape.
In a car my friends are waiting.
I tell them she was fine
Knowing it's a lie
In the back my mind is racing.
She said she's not a whore,
I've heard that before.
Painful tests are what I'm facing!
Foggy mistake
I shoulda put a bag on her face.
Hoping, praying
It doesn't burn when I'm urinating.
HPV, syphilis
Tell me, doc, am I at high risk?
Lesson learned. Point taken.
Invincible a misconception!
Foggy mistake
I shoulda put a bag on her face
Celebrating
It doesn't burn when I'm urinating!
Bullet dodger.
I'm not prepared to be a father.
No more mistakes.
I'll bring a bag for more than her face.
Lesson learned. Point taken.
A one-night stand played to perfection.