Scandalous Scholastics

[Hey did you hear about Travis?]
"No, what?"
[I heard he's like hooking up with a teacher.]
"Nice!"
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe
I was just a snotty nosed degenerate with fake pass perfection
Dodging teachers out to give my late ass detention
Hardly a heart throb but I made due
Using them same circle 'yes' or 'no' notes I used in grade school
Folded love letters with the tab that read "pull here"
Writing back and forth in notebooks for a full year
I used to daydream about Ms. Magnuson
The type of fantasies you kinda feel guilty for having, but who hasn't
The only difference aside from age was that I acted on it, and who wouldn't
A school boy crush, a mature woman lust
Man they hit it off so well
And I could tell the day she asked me to stay after class that it was all bad
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
The bell rang, class dismissed
The door shut and a skirt went up
That's a wrap
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe
We gave a brand new meaning to after school special
The second that our lips touched
She kissed my ribs and counted each one out loud
I tried my hardest not to giggle but I couldn't cause it tickled so much
She pulled my pants to half mass
I said "hurry Ms. M, you gonna make me late to math class"
The way she praised my balls was vicious
Now that's what I like to call sack-rilegious
One time became twenty times
Before we knew we stopped caring about where we would do it
From the classroom to the bathroom
And when all the students was gone we'd even do it in the staffroom
From F's to A's in less than 3 days
Now the underacheiver's the one with the best grades
At the 3rd floor shaking without breaking a sweat
God damn, it felt good to be the teacher's pet
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe
Goodness gracious
Accusations started flying through the building, cruel as school children
This isn't how it was supposed to be
Reminscent of "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
And it was mostly my fault for lettin' this shit happen
But I couldn't resist a little adolescent braggin'
I mean, after all I was only fifteen
She was showing me things my virgin eyes had never seen
Now I'll never forget the little meeting she called
But when she saw my reaction, it made her appalled
So basically what you're sayin' is, if I don't keep tappin' that ass, then you ain't gonna let me pass
Pshhh, some punishment lady
And as I turned towards the door I looked back, she had her clothes on the floor
Needless to say I passed with flying colors
But my teacher was my best friend's mother
Damn
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe
I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe
I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (just let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary baby)
Awe