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Annie the Imaginary Lawyer

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Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner
She’s calling Mr. What and Mr. Which and Mr. Who
Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger
For the firm of bait switch turn into you
Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former
But she knows just what she thinks we should do
Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call
From Mr. What, Mr. Which and Mr. Who? Fuck you!
Fuck you, go shopping
You’re about as interesting as my rent
Fuck me for listening
I’m supposed to be so intelligent
Fuck you, go shopping
I just spent all of my rent
Fuck you, are you listening?
Imaginary Annie, imagine Annie
Imaginary Annie, imaginary
Imaginary Annie
Imaginary Annie, invisible esquire

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orgnizedcnfuzion On Jul 28, 2006

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by GoneAwayForverByeBye

18y ago

I think this song tells the story of a man who gets scammed.

Annie is real, but not actually a lawyer (Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former) This says that she is not imaginary, or a lawyer

I think that Annie poses as a lawyer and rips of the narrator with jargon and acting. she takes all of his money and goes shopping (I just spent all of my rent)

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