Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself
I need a little space to think.
Maybe we should start seeing other people.
Baby, things are moving way to fast for me."
So I picked up what was left of my pride
I put on my walking shoes
And I got up on that high roa
And I did what any gentleman would do..
I, um...
I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
Man, I think I'm on to somethin'
Because I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
I love it when she calls me buttercup
She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up
She pops and tosses me a cold beer
And says my buddies always welcome here
When I get hungry she takes me out
I'm ridin' shotgun like a shitzu hound
My tails a waggin', my tongue's hangin' out
It makes me wanna shout...
I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
Man, I think I'm on to somethin'
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
She likes to write our names in the sand
She's hearing wedding bells and making plans
She's gonna hang around a while I guess
She hasn't even told me she loves me yet
I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
We fly to LA for the weekend
Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'
Man, I think I'm on to somethin'
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
She makes me feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend