Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle
From the Red Sea down to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
They never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu
She drives around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
Tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
-Where the hell is Carmen San Diego? I haven't seen her in quite some time.
-I haven't seen Carmen in a long time and I hear, fuck her!
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
I said where? Carmen San Diego, Carmen San Diego
I said where? Carmen San Diego
I said where?