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I Make Hamburgers Lyrics
My first customer was Megan
she came in for a hamburger with the lot
no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll i said"
and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
each day
I said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?"
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and i take 'em out to dinner
and i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'em
if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you
I said "I'll bring Gringo
he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
telling you"
My third customer was Maria
she came in for hot chips and sauce
"more sauce" she said
"hey now you're talking"
she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy
she came in for nothing i could see
except me
So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and i take 'em out to dinner
and i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'em
if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you
I said "I'll bring Gringo
he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
telling you"
she came in for a hamburger with the lot
no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll i said"
and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
each day
I said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?"
and i take 'em out to dinner
and i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'em
if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you
he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
telling you"
she came in for hot chips and sauce
"more sauce" she said
"hey now you're talking"
she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy
she came in for nothing i could see
except me
So it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
and i take 'em out to dinner
and i give 'em all a whirl
If they work i keep 'em
if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls
like you
he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers
they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon on the top
and it don't taste too bad i'm telling you
telling you"
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Story of my life... except for the girls.
lol this song is about a guy who makes hamburgers and f-cks all the female customers. "eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour" means eating her pussy because it looks like a hamburger haha! this song is awesome.
hamburgers: that's where the action is!
I worked at Hungry Jacks (what Burger King is called in Australia) for 4 years and this song always puts a smile on my face. The whole thing about how this guy works such a cruddy job but makes the most of it. plus the idea of being a free scoring burger technician always appeals :)
actually Australia has both hungry jacks and burger king.... well it used to anyway cos I worked at a burger king before my current employment for satan
"Hey that's a salad roll"
oldest line in the book...
Best Whitlams song ever. even though the chords arent very strong i love the note rolls they have.
i agree with the salad roll bit, antisheep
I love this song, reminds me of my best friend Megan who's a vegan. Tim Freedman is brilliant.