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Alfie Lyrics
Oh, oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky
I don't understand how one could watch so much TV
Oh, my baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see.
(Chorus)
I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
my dear mon frere.
Oh Alfie, get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie
Please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you could go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll ever get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
(Chorus)
Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
(Chorus)
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky
I don't understand how one could watch so much TV
Oh, my baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see.
I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
my dear mon frere.
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie
Please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you could go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll ever get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
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I guess that she did a great job - eventually Alfie stars as Theon Greyjoy in HBO series 'Game of Thrones' :) Great show, good part...
I thinks it's like an open letter to her little bro giving advice and trying to point him in the right direction. I love this song, so upbeat and so catchy but with a meaning behind it. I love the line "Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat" how many times have i heard that from my big sis!!! Great song.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. has anyone seen the video? her lil brother is a puppet. "lol?" and his room is fair small. like i mean miniture. hahah one of my favourite songs on the album! its really cute. somehow it reminds me of lullabies. maybe its the tune i think. Or something from Hi-5 or wiggles. lol.
shes talking bout her little brother who smokes weed all day and shes just trying to be the big sister and shes trying to say that what he is doing is wrong
Haha come on, pretty self explanatory.. Awesome tune to it.. I really should get out of this room I guess. Thanks Lily, you've given me a whole new outlook.
I like this song so much!! It's sampled Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String and is so quirky and funny!
Pretty self explanatory song :) Sooo brilliant!
this song is hillarious. it is quite self explanatory... haha, it sounds like a little kids song, its great!
Oh so happy and boppy and.. well good xD
very self explainitory too
I only got it cause my sister requested it xDDD But ohwell
dont know what to think about those lyrics....hope this is not based on her real brother. the music reminds me of german "volksmusik" which makes it sound very funny. but this might just be me...