Schmack

It's the same old guys.
In the same old house.
Lyin' around doin' nothin'
on the same old couch.
Oh no, not anotha' day doin' nothin'.
The only thing we gettin' is the TV lovin'.
Then it happened, our boy had an idea.
We put this ad in the paper and we'd see what would appear.
BRIDGE:
(& then it happened, boy) Boredom's the matter with me.
(& then it happened, boy) I wanna fight it.
(& then it happened, boy) You wash the dishes, baby.
(The ad was pretty simple) I'll do the drying.
(& this is how it read..)
CHORUS:
[Female flatmate wanted]
If you're pretty, come on.
[Beautifully fully furnished water front views]
If you're pretty..
[Female flatmate wanted]
If you're pretty, come on..
[Deluxe appartment would you like to move]
If you're pretty, come on..
[Female flatmate wanted]
If you're pretty.
(Ring the number provided, and come on over!)
Well, they got so many calls that the lines were jammed.
So many girls' numbers,
they had too much on their hands.
When they turned up they knew they would survive.
Beautiful women turning up,
Four or five at a time
CHORUS
When they left, they gave their name and number.
And said, Don't forget to call, You gotta remember.
This went down in history
As the slickest and the fittest girls you've ever seen.
BRIDGE
CHORUS