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You're Pitiful Lyrics
My life is brilliant
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry, should I--do you want to start over, or...keep going? Ok. Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer, being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you 'Fartypants'
But you always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2, no one's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer, being you
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you 'Fartypants'
But you always have a job, well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2, no one's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
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parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
lmao. YES! this is the perfect song to do a parody of. They play it like every 5 minutes on the radio, i actually hate the song now because itz overplayed. Anywayz....Al did another great song. i luv the part "fartypants"
It's so cool! I laughed so much! Very well done.
Awesome. New album on it's way.. sort of, eventually. Awesome parody.
i can't listen to this song anymore, not because it's bad or even over played like the orignal, but because it actually hurts my sides from laughing too much, no joke.
HAHAHAHA! =D I loveth Al, perfect parody!!!!
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself.... lol OUCH!
Havn't herd it but one look at the lyrics had me laughing!
My life is brilliant
What, was I too early? Sorry, you want to start over?
=DGenius
HAHAHA. James Blunt was asking for a paraody when he made that song.
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
best line ever hahahahaha