My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy

You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you


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You're Pitiful Lyrics as written by James Blount Sacha Skarbek

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Royalty Network, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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    i can't listen to this song anymore, not because it's bad or even over played like the orignal, but because it actually hurts my sides from laughing too much, no joke.

    Everlongon June 14, 2006   Link

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