Football Fugue

I was listenin' to a guitar, bass drum thing
Started hearing chairs creak, thought I had a gut squeak
Then I saw a big band, right on the pavement
Violins and heavy boots, wondering where the wave went
You!
Wha'?
I'm talking to you, You're wearing the wrong colored scarf
So what?
Well, your playing your tune, to the terrors of the enemy half
Hey you!
Wha'?
I'm talking to you! Concentrate on the game!
What for?
Well the whistle just blew, the conductor's going to complain!
Play the song, on the wall, come on pass me the ball!
Don't let the violinist trouble your play
Fierce looking people, but their manager's gay
Syncopation to the sound of the ball
Trouble with the ref, out in the concert hall
Hey you!
Wha'?
That cellist was fouled, that conductor must be blind!
It's a goal!
Whoo!
Ooh, look at the crowd!
This session's run to extra time!
Sit back or piss off or sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" --
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Music has arrived in the football stadium
A logical step would be spurs at the Palladium
Fifty thousand watts screaming out for a goal
Why don't they blow a whistle in rock and roll
Hey you!
What?
Get back in your seat. The song has only just begun!
So what?
We need two encores to beat, and the band needs space to run!
Hey you!
What?
Get down off the wire, the spirit of the game's still strong
Says who?
Well I'll never tire, kicking my piano along
All you fans of the score, if you give us your support, we'll --
Win?