Genius Penis

Genius penis
Soldier boy runs his usual drill
He's got his weapon at the ready, all his powders and pills
'Cos tonight'll be a fantasy you happen to make
He's staking his claim to claim a piece at the stake
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius penis, that is
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
That he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis
So anyway, he's laid the bait and was ready to roll
When the stiff competition left him limp at the soul
Yeah, the incident was impotent but still to this day,
He swears he didn't like her and just turned her away
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius penis, that is
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis, genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius penis, that is
He's got the move, got the swing, got you aching to sing
But he's a genius penis, genius penis
He'll make you move, make you swing, make you everything
'Cos he's a genius penis, that is
He's got the move, got the swing, he's got everything
'Cos he's a genius penis… 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius, yeah, yeah 
He's a genius penis
Oh yeah!