Bugger Off

Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
You've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed
So don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass
You've been a splendid audience but enough is enough
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Here's to the barkeeps and the waitresses who've been servin' you your beer
They've put up with your noxious and your stupid drunken leers
Be leavin' all your money on the table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbin' head and nothing else to show
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin' for the band
Thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand
But please don't be offended girls, because this song is not for you
We'd be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss
When truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss
So give it up you bloddy sods, you'll not be laid
The sooner that you're out of here the quicker we'll be paid
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off