Post Office Buddy

[phone ringing]
Girl: Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone please leave a message.
Man: Hi there, I'm the guy you met at the post office the other day, boy you looked beautiful that day. Why don't you give me a call back and maybe we'll go out to have a bite to eat, something like that? Okay, talk to you later.
[guitar]
[phone ringing]
Girl: Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone please leave a message.
Man: Hi there, it's me again, are you home? Hello? I guess you've been busy or something. I've been waiting. Why didn't you call me? I thought you liked me you know? This could be really nice you know. Y-you're a beautiful girl, I really like you! Are you sure you're not home? Hello? Ah well, you can give me a call. So long.
[guitar]
[phone ringing]
Girl: Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone please leave a message.
Man: Okay... I got a message for you. Let's take the gloves off here. You're in a little bit of trouble... you're in a lot of trouble, you're going to be sorry. Little girls like you, they sorta waft around with their little perfumes, walking around letting it swirl into the air here and swirl into the air there, their little eyes and their little hair, working up guys like me. Well, you think you're going to get away with it? You think one dark night that I can't get in anywhere I want? So when you go to sleep... try to go to sleep, I want you to think of that nice regular guy you could have met and had a really nice life with at the post office... but you went the wrong way.
[guitar]
[phone ringing]
Girl: Hi, I'm not in right now, but at the sound of the tone please leave a message.
Man 2: Hey hey, it's me, pick up
Girl: Hi, so glad it's you. This freak's been calling me, i don't know how he got my number, its been really freaking me out... Oh my god! [screams]
[dial tone]