Himbo

I saw him sitting in a bar
Sipping from designer cider
I heard him coming in his car
Music cranked up, and windows wider
Every shop front he goes by
Is like a vanity mirror
Is there lipstick on your face?
Man your such a fucking disgrace
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Why worry about how you look?
When there’s no one stupider in the . . .
I may be wrong but I thought
It only took girls 2 hours to get dressed
Whatever happened to manly virtues
Who’s he tryin’ to impress
Worked so long on his physique
Gotta have a masochistic streak
She’s a bimbo, he’s a himbo
Tryin’ hard not to look like a geek
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Why worry about how you look?
When there’s no one stupider in the world
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Why worry about how you look
When there’s no one stupider in the . . .
Golden hair and an icy stare
Members card in a prestige draw
All year tan, a real girls man
Hanging round in a trendy bar
Worked so long on your poser's stance
Paid one thousand bucks for those Armani pants
There’s one thing I haven’t mentioned yet
We’re really jealous of the girls he gets
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you a boy or a girl?
Why worry about how you look?
When there’s no one stupider in the . . .
No one stupider in the . . .
No one stupider in the world