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We all want some one to shout for
Yeah, everyone wants somebody to adore
But heroes aren't what they seem
When you've been, where we've been
Have I done something to trigger
The funny looks and the sniggers
Are they there at all
Or is it just paranoia
Everybody's got there box
And doing what they're told
You push my faith near being lost
But we'll stick to the guns
Don't care if it's marketing suicide
We won't crack or compromise
Your derisory divides
Will never unhinge us
And there's a couple of hundred
Think they're Christopher Columbus
But the settlers had already settled
Here long before you
Just because we're having a say so
Not lining up to be Play-Doh
In five years time will it be
Who the fuck's Arctic Monkeys?
'Cause everybody's got there box
And doing what they're told
You push my faith near being lost
But we'll stick to the guns
Don't care if it's marketing suicide
We won't crack or compromise
Your derisory divides
Will never unhinge us
All the thoughts that I just said
Linger round and multiply in the head
Not that bad to start with
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
And bring on the backlash
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell him to take out his tongue
Tell him to take out his tongue
It's not you it's them that's the fake
I won't mess with your escape
Is this really your escape, yeah?
Yeah, everyone wants somebody to adore
But heroes aren't what they seem
When you've been, where we've been
Have I done something to trigger
The funny looks and the sniggers
Are they there at all
Or is it just paranoia
Everybody's got there box
And doing what they're told
You push my faith near being lost
But we'll stick to the guns
Don't care if it's marketing suicide
We won't crack or compromise
Your derisory divides
Will never unhinge us
And there's a couple of hundred
Think they're Christopher Columbus
But the settlers had already settled
Here long before you
Just because we're having a say so
Not lining up to be Play-Doh
In five years time will it be
Who the fuck's Arctic Monkeys?
'Cause everybody's got there box
And doing what they're told
You push my faith near being lost
But we'll stick to the guns
Don't care if it's marketing suicide
We won't crack or compromise
Your derisory divides
Will never unhinge us
All the thoughts that I just said
Linger round and multiply in the head
Not that bad to start with
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
Tell 'em to take out their tongues
And bring on the backlash
It's not you it's them that are wrong
Tell him to take out his tongue
Tell him to take out his tongue
It's not you it's them that's the fake
I won't mess with your escape
Is this really your escape, yeah?
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Here we go, some stuff for the faithful Monkeys fans among us. It's an article from the Guardian last week:
"I've always had a soft spot for conspiracy theories. In our business, where it is often hard to tell fact from fiction, you need to be able to listen to wild-eyed lunatics as they rant and rave, if only to give yourself enough time to pick up a large object and batter them to the floor before they turn violent. These conspiracy theorists tend to think that everything they read in the tabloids is a PR scam. I have sometimes been accused of arranging an S Club 7 drugs bust that took the band on to the front page of the Sun (Spliff Club 7) and bought them a moment of unlikely rock'n'roll credibility. So it's a disappointment when I reveal that this was not a contrived attempt to generate publicity, but simply a case of three of the boys in the band getting caught with their trousers down by PC Plod.
Thinking about scams, it is interesting to consider the wild acclaim being showered upon the Arctic Monkeys, who release their new EP today, by media folk who are usually rigorous in their analysis of anything that might smell slightly fishy. There are a couple of things that make me scratch my head about this band, and these relate not to their music or the cut of their trousers but to the PR that has followed their swift rise to fame.
The first is the urban myth that has developed around their relationship with myspace.com, the US networking website that was set up a few years ago for sex-obsessed US students to post "dude where's my car" type gibberish on their bulletin boards. Legend has it that the site is somehow responsible not only for breaking the Arctic Monkeys but is also the force behind the upheavals taking place in the music industry. This all sounds logical. But if you quiz music journalists and fans of the band on the chronology of its development you quickly discover that they had built up a large and vibrant following amongst spotty northern teenagers some time before their music found its way on to myspace. Their trick was to ignore the usual paranoia many new bands feel about copyright and theft of original material and to give away their songs to their fans, firstly on free CDs at gigs, and secondly on any swap or file sharing website that would have them.
After a couple of No 1 records I can't help but feel that the poor Arctic Monkeys are being used to make myspace owner Rupert Murdoch lots more money by boosting the value of his brand. Perhaps I am being churlish and hypocritical in pointing this out. Our PR company has, after all, promoted several reality TV shows, and has encouraged millions of people to pick up their phones and vote for people like Michelle McManus. But at least a show like Pop Idol is honest in its presentation. It doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.
There are many other points that perplex me about this band. Why isn't Alex Turner listed as their songwriter on their CD? Is it because other people are involved? How come their words remind us all of Dan Treacy and the TV Personalities? And while we're at it, why is it OK for them to endorse American corporate giant Procter & Gamble (sponsor of the NME Awards with their Shockwaves brand), and Rupert Murdoch's myspace, while refusing to play live on poor old Top Of The Pops as a matter of principle?
It makes me wonder then if the Arctic Monkeys are, in fact, an elaborate scam, cooked up by the great media brains of our time, as a means of getting young people to divert their income and their attention towards online music portals and youth brands that are supposed to be cool and underground.
I somehow doubt that the big UK labels are capable of coming up with this kind of devious plot when they are still plainly grappling with more mundane challenges, eg how to stage a half decent TV Awards show once a year without boring everyone to death. But I like the idea that the Arctic Monkeys might be an artificial creation, dreamt up perhaps by a creative outlaw - Laurence Bell of Domino Records for example - who is hell-bent on sabotaging the big labels by buggering up their model for selling music. And as we all spend more and more time being sucked into cyberspace on our computers, I suspect that this kind of hard-to-believe but technically feasible scam may be closer to reality than many sceptics might care to admit."
Hate to say I told you so, but...
I disagree, while I do think a lot of 'Indie' bands are exactly what you say, I think the Arctic Monkeys are different, at least when this was released. Now I don't really know, I still like their music and think they are extraordinarily talented, but they are certainly less anti-commercial and anti-fad. Maybe I'm being naive or maybe its just the fact that I want them to be who they claim to be, but I think, maybe now, but certainly when this came out, the Arctic Monkeys meant what they said in this song. Of course I'm a huge Strokes fan, and the Strokes are another big NME obsession.
Also, just out of curiosity, not out of "you're wrong, the Arctic Monkeys are the best", who would you say is the ultimate in their genre?
Robbro7... You may be wondering why I am replying to your post 6 years late but I thought in fact that I could point out that everything you got from that article has been proved completely false. <br /> 1) The Arctic Monkeys are a real band and most definitely NOT a scam. <br /> 2) MySpace - Despite the suggestions of the Arctic Monkeys being created to help line the pockets of Murdoch's MySpace, it is clear that MySpace was wiped out by its social network rivals, first of all Bebo and then of course Facebook and Twitter. The Monkeys only endorsed MySpace because it streamed their music directly to the audience for free just like almost EVERY artist did at that time. <br /> 3) Top of the Pops - That point brings me nicely into why the Monkeys didn't go on Top of the Pops. They didn't go on not because they had to be joined by many washed up pop stars, nor the fact they would have to have mimed but it is because AM's have always tried to keep a low profile, a silent confidence that goes with their albums and EP's which has been a trait throughout their career. Appearing on Top of the Pops each week would have made them just like everyone else, which is not in the AM's appeal at all. <br /> 4) The 'Artificial' Monkeys - The most ridiculous conclusion made by the article was the Laurence Bell being the creative source of the Monkeys. What a load of rubbish, Domino were mostly involved with Stateside indie rock before, most of the songs for AM's first album was demoed before the record deal and plus Laurence Bell only signs bands he like, not ones he wants to make money from otherwise he would have been a fucking millionaire like the bosses at Sony, EMI ect.<br /> <br /> What your comment was back all those years ago is plain black and white arrogance. You could have just said they were shit and that's fine. But to claim their credibility and most importantly, their history is 'artificial' and 'fake' when the Monkeys inspired a whole generation makes you the biggest wanker going.