Nerds in Love

I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute"
I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root
Whenever I see you I don't know what to say
It’s like my mind goes from dsl to 56k
I’ve looked for girls online, but don’t get any play
Now I’m forced to get off to Japanese anime
We would stay up late playing dungeons and dragons
You can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo Baggins
I’m just a nerd in love, But I don’t know what to do
It’s hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ
Maybe she’ll look past the headgear and all of my acne
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me
I can be Hans Solo and you can be Leia
If I was less like Screech and more like AC Slater
You're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hard
I can hack in a mainframe but not in your heart
If I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindness
And protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virus
But you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit Torrent
My love for you is steady like gravitational constants
I’m just a nerd in love and I feel out of place
I’ll have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd base
Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair sexy
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me
I just want to be with girl and not get any rejection
Who will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventions
Who’s as precious to me as a rare Pokemon
And who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a Shaman
But We’re just nerds in love, reality’s too far gone
Cause we’re too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like Stephan
But one day we’ll be CEOs and have lots of money
But until then, our only friends will be our PC’s