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Santa Claus once picked me up after school
We had some drinks - We shot some pool.
Told me that he's not a one woman man
He's got a few - They understand.
Over some dinner we talked about things
He ordered ribs - I got some wings.
He said he fancied the girl in my life;
Asked me if she could be his for a night
How could I say "No" to old good Saint Nick?
He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts.
Santa Santa Santa
Got my girlfriend pregant for Christmas
O o O Oooo
Thats not what I had on top of my wish list.
No noooo
Santa Santa Santa had a one night stand with my lady
O o O Oooo
This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby.
No noooo!
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Pittsburgh Hearts, Track 7
We had some drinks - We shot some pool.
Told me that he's not a one woman man
He's got a few - They understand.
Over some dinner we talked about things
He ordered ribs - I got some wings.
He said he fancied the girl in my life;
Asked me if she could be his for a night
How could I say "No" to old good Saint Nick?
He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts.
Got my girlfriend pregant for Christmas
O o O Oooo
Thats not what I had on top of my wish list.
No noooo
Santa Santa Santa had a one night stand with my lady
O o O Oooo
This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby.
No noooo!
Pittsburgh Hearts, Track 7
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Santa is the father of his child.
For realers yo. That's why he don't pay child support. He actually won the court battle by only singing this song as his dead beat dad defense.
Bitch.
ps. I almost forgot.