I Live in a Split Level Head

I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places, you won't catch me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I do what I want to, no worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me, I climb mental stairs
Way up to a level where astronauts tread
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
It's here time means nothing, I couldn't care less
I don't run for buses and trains are a mess
There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living once more as I've said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
Now you keep your ulcers, your ills and what's new
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
There's no symbol status in my neighborhood
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good
I don't take the lead, but I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
(So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?)
I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam
(No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight)
But now in these places, you won't catch me dead
(Now I call this living once more as I've said)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I do what I want to, no worries, no cares
(Now you keep your ulcers, your ills and what's new)
If anyone bugs me, I climb mental stairs
(You sure couldn't have them and live like I do)
Way up to a level where astronauts tread
(You think I have problems, but you do instead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
It's here time means nothing, I couldn't care less
(I live with two people, I like both of them)
I don't run for buses and trains are a mess
(He likes both of me and I like both of him)
There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed
(They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
(There's no symbol status in my neighborhood)
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
(It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good)
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
(I don't take the lead, but I like to be led)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
(I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home)
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
(I've traveled in trailers when I used to roam)
Now I call this living once more as I've said
(But now in these places, you won't catch me dead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
Now you keep your ulcers, your ills and what's new
(I do what I want to, no worries, no cares)
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
(If anyone bugs me, I climb mental stairs)
You think I have problems, but you do instead
(Way up to a level where astronauts tread)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
I live with two people, I like both of them
(It's here time means nothing, I couldn't care less)
He likes both of me and I like both of him
(I don't run for buses and trains are a mess)
They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed
(There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
There's no symbol status in my neighborhood
(I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave)
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good
(My head's above water, so don't make a wave)
I don't take the lead, but I like to be led
(There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head
What did he say? Well, I don't know what he said
(What'd he say? What'd he say? I don't know what he said)
Do you know what he said? No, I don't know what he said
(What'd he say? You know what he said?)
What'd they say? I don't know what they said, what'd they say?
(I don't know what he said, what'd he say?)
What'd he say? Did you hear what they said? I don't know what they said
(You know what he said? I don't know what he said, what'd he say?)