Techno Ted may be a person who caused Chris incredible emotional pain & trepidation as well as moments of peace & happiness but now is removed and awaiting his fate. Darling may be a different person who is also free of him and can live her life free of Ted's tyranny. "In between all the laughing, and daydreams ... lies: a desert of truth" Lies are like a desert or the omission of Truth: Where there were Lies then Truth was absent. The song, "Techno Ted", may be a cathartic celebration of the downfall of this person.
If you're looking for trouble, you're in the right place
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way
And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay...
Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name
I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...
Now if you're a woman, married or not
I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott
I'll take your legs, and spread them wide
And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...
I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock
I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small
I've fought the best, and I've beat them all
If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...
I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name
If you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock
Fuckers
Wankers
Knob-Ends
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother-fucker, I was born that way
And just because I wear a skirt, don't think I'm fucking gay...
Cos I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jimmy is my name
I'm a sheep-shagger from Aberdeen and causing pain is my game...
Now if you're a woman, married or not
I'll take all your kit off, and I'll dive in your mott
I'll take your legs, and spread them wide
And then I'll put a wet-suit on and shag you from inside...
I'm an evil scotsman, and my name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10 inch cock
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket and I'm playing with my 10 inch cock
I don't care where you come from, if you're big or you're small
I've fought the best, and I've beat them all
If you're English or Irish, you wont have to die
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye...
I'm an Evil Scotsman, and Jock is my name
If you don't like the rules don't play the fucking game
Yes I'm an Evil Scotsman, my name is Jock
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10 inch cock
Fuckers
Wankers
Knob-Ends
Lyrics submitted by Mack the Spoon
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I think your first comment is closer to being accurate. The singer/song writers state "Millions of eyes can see, yet why am i so blind!? When the someone else is me, its unkind its unkind". I believe hes referring to the girl toying with him and using him. He wants something deeper with her, thats why he allows himself to be as a puppet (even though for her fun and games) as long as it makes her happy. But he knows deep down that she doesnt really want to be serious with him and thats what makes him.
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why does his name turn from jimmy to jock?