Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading with a Suicide Bomber)

You think you're so radical
I think you ought to stop (say what?)
But you're going international (no, no, no)
They're going to call the cops

You're turning into
A poor man's Donald Trump
I know those circumstances
Make you want to jump

Oh, no

You think you're radical
But you're not so radical
In fact, you're fanatical
Fanatical

And you think you're radical
But you're not so radical
In fact, you're fanatical
Fanatical

I'll tell you right now (right now)
You ought to change your mind (yes!)
All of your friends are (uh-huh)
Standing in line

They're getting tired of
Your attitude fast (uh)
(You've got to lose it, you've got to lose it)
Without all your bodyguards
How long would you last? (not long!)

(Not long!)

You think you're radical
But you're not so radical
In fact, you're fanatical
Fanatical

And you think you're radical
But you're not so radical
In fact, just fanatical
Fanatical

And you think you're radical
But you're not so radical
In fact, you're fanatical
Fanatical