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The Diner Song (Caesar) Lyrics
Oh oh oh…
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
I hope I get a little snack tonight
I hope I get a little smack tonight
I'll be starving
Standing in the broad day light
Just waitin' on the comin' of the night
24-hour diner's almost closed
All I need's a cup of joe
'Cause she's so nice
She treats me like I tip her from my head to her toes
Brings me my water with her skirt so high
I catch a little glimpse in the silverware shine
I ain't a thief
'Cause hat just ain't right
But I ain't go no money
And I intend to pay for my meal tonight
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
She's got a tattooed tongue
She loves to abuse
You can tell she's good by the language that she use
She says meet you in the bathroom at a quarter to two
You know what you must do
'Cause the flood gate's open
Your hips are getting loose
You got a rocket in your pocket
'Cause you don't know what to do
So go, whoa she says I betcha that I can take all of your soul
You say put your money where your mouth is and let all be told
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
They got crayons on the placemats
Refried beans
Don't give me half-and-half
Just whip up my cream
Gimme some flapjacks
And slap on the butter
Corned-beef-hash
My mind is in the gutter
Heavy with the syrup
Heavy with the grease
My foots in the stirrup
Just do as you please
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Na na na…
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
I hope I get a little smack tonight
I'll be starving
Standing in the broad day light
Just waitin' on the comin' of the night
24-hour diner's almost closed
All I need's a cup of joe
'Cause she's so nice
She treats me like I tip her from my head to her toes
Brings me my water with her skirt so high
I catch a little glimpse in the silverware shine
I ain't a thief
'Cause hat just ain't right
But I ain't go no money
And I intend to pay for my meal tonight
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
She loves to abuse
You can tell she's good by the language that she use
She says meet you in the bathroom at a quarter to two
You know what you must do
'Cause the flood gate's open
Your hips are getting loose
You got a rocket in your pocket
'Cause you don't know what to do
So go, whoa she says I betcha that I can take all of your soul
You say put your money where your mouth is and let all be told
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Refried beans
Don't give me half-and-half
Just whip up my cream
Gimme some flapjacks
And slap on the butter
Corned-beef-hash
My mind is in the gutter
Heavy with the syrup
Heavy with the grease
My foots in the stirrup
Just do as you please
Whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
Whoa whoa whoa you know I love to please her
Whoa a little love at Caesar's
Goes so far
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It's all about sex.
I love it.
S e x. With the waitress. At the diner.
What more can I say?!
This song always puts a smile on my face.
damn, what a luuuucky waitress.
haha, this is a great, almost pointless song, but i love it oh so much.
its also funny how almost all of their songs are about the war, and how bad it is.... and then bam, theres this one.
He can't afford to pay for his meal so he decides to pay the waitress with sex. Chad is her bitch.
haha i love chad, and he has the funniest guity smile while singing this song live. its great.