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Oh Helen (secret track) Lyrics
Oh Helen,
Do you like the smell of men?
Well I think that I might be,
Too some miniscule degree,
one of them.
I long to see you all the time,
I could fit you like a glove.
I'm so very much in love.
That I cannot find a ryhme with your name,
Nothing really sound the same,
Well except smellen, yellen,
and pretty much anything that ends with 'en'... well
Cut the crap,
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue,
Do you think I'm scary,
By the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my medallion on.
Oh yeah
Oh Helen
I'm not like all the other men,
Wouldn't treat you like a hoe,
Bring yourself to love a mole,
And well be in heaven,
I can feel the love in you,
Call me up we'll have a blast,
I can so forget the past,
It the least I can do,
To love your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, tits, knees and thighs,
And arm pits, and smelly bits and pretty much every other piece of Helen!
Cut the crap,
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue well,
Do you think im scary,
But the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my brand new cardigan on
Lets catch a movie,
I know you probably think I'm some kind of smoothie
I'm not a stalker.
But you can be my gravy and I'll be your pork oh yeah.
Cut the crap,
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue well,
Do you think I'm scary,
By the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my brand new medallion and my lovely cardigan on...
Yeah baby.....
Do you like the smell of men?
Well I think that I might be,
Too some miniscule degree,
one of them.
I could fit you like a glove.
I'm so very much in love.
That I cannot find a ryhme with your name,
Nothing really sound the same,
Well except smellen, yellen,
and pretty much anything that ends with 'en'... well
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue,
Do you think I'm scary,
By the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my medallion on.
Oh yeah
I'm not like all the other men,
Wouldn't treat you like a hoe,
Bring yourself to love a mole,
And well be in heaven,
I can feel the love in you,
Call me up we'll have a blast,
I can so forget the past,
It the least I can do,
To love your eyes, nose, mouth, ears, tits, knees and thighs,
And arm pits, and smelly bits and pretty much every other piece of Helen!
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue well,
Do you think im scary,
But the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my brand new cardigan on
I know you probably think I'm some kind of smoothie
I'm not a stalker.
But you can be my gravy and I'll be your pork oh yeah.
I can stop thinking about you.
I'm in your trap,
You know you stick to me like glue well,
Do you think I'm scary,
By the way I'm so full on.
How can you turn me down,
When I've got my brand new medallion and my lovely cardigan on...
Yeah baby.....
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Submitted by
cheddaringo On Dec 30, 2005
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this song is soo cute. its kind of obvious what its about. a girl named helen who he wants to be with. "you can be my gravy and i'll be your pork"
what an excellent line
Do you think he is in denial?