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If I Could Make Love To A Bottle Lyrics

If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you
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Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

no, it is. Sung live in 1981, it's a parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Yeh, I found it hard to believe myself but yes this is a Weird Al song.

As thedarkman said its a parady of Time In a Bottle

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

This is REAL. Doesn't Al have the right to have a little fun at times?

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

bazmeg, thats 2 weird al songs, atleast the ones ive posted, that uve been the first post to sya they're 100% false...and both times u were owned. y not do some research n look it up next time before u talk.

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Well US, I guess 2 out of 6 ain't bad looking at your submissions. It's understandable that people may not think that this or Born to Be Mild are official as both are very rare and unreleased.

For instance, this song was only played during occasional live shows in the '80s

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Hey!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! IT'S A WEIRD AL SONG http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/ificouldmakelovetoabottle.html

Cover art for If I Could Make Love To A Bottle lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

holy moly, soldier! this is 100% NOT WEIRD AL!!

 
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