I Do the Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings
14 Moscow Road
Osbert giving champagne parties
Sachie's got a cold
Gertrude's hanging pictures
Alice making tea
Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock
John and Yoko farming beef
Raising protein quota
Sometimes they make love and art
Inside the Dakota
Rodney's feeling sexy
Mick is really frightfully bold
Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old
I do the Rock
I do the Rock Rock
I do the Rock Rock Rock
Well, it's stimulating
Solzhenitsyn feels exposed
Built a barbed-wire prison
Nietzsche's six feet under
but his baby's still got rhythm
Einstein's celebrating ten decades
But I'm afraid philosophy is just too much responsibility for me
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean
Best and Colin Cowdrey
Little Mo, Virginia Wade
Pistol Pete and O.J.
I've always like DiMaggio
And Rockne's pretty Knute - you know
I could never wack a ball with such velocity
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
When I can get it
It's stimulating
I'm a keen student
Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza
Jaclyn, Kate and Farrah
Meg and Roddy, John Travolta
Governor Brown and Linda
Interview and People magazine
with Rona and the Queen
It must be really frightful to attract publicity
I do the Rock
Myself
Carter, Begin and Sadat
Brezhnev, Deng and Castro
Every day negotiate us closer to disastro
Idi Amin and the Shah
And Al Fatah is quite bizarre
I could never get the hang of ideology
I do the Rock
I do the Rock
I do, I do, I do, do the Rock