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Bald Lyrics
It would appear that male pattern
Baldness is setting in
His hair, at an alarming pace,
Running away from his face
He's loosing his virility
And now his masculinity
He's been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each folicle
And reserve this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruely
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Sock it to me baby yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Thank God!
Bald!
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
How?
Baldness is setting in
His hair, at an alarming pace,
Running away from his face
And now his masculinity
He's been compromised
And his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each folicle
And reserve this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruely
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
Slap headed and hairless
Bald!
He is destined to be
Bald!
Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me
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Something to do with their bassist?
It would have to be about Justin's fear of losing his hair, think about it, he has got one nice head of hair! This must be his biggest fear ...
This song is about Bono. I'm not even kidding, that's why the line "Thank God it's him instead of me" is in there. Remember when they remade that horrible Christmas song and Justin sang the line "Thank God it's them instead of me," but Bono didn't like the way he did it and insisted that they use the old recording? Look it up. But yeah, this song is about Bono. OH SNAP.
IM THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON THIS SONG!!!
this song is about people going bald around him, and he never wants it to happen to him.
IM THE SECOND TO COMMENT ON THIS SONG!!!!
yeah what he said. This guy doesn't want to go bald
This is by far my favorite song on the new album.
My absolute favourite Darkness song. When you or I ask about something you are worried about and you say "my friend has this problem" whatever it is and its really yourself in denial and not someone else with a problem. What do you think?, and they answer and you go away and think about it. Sometimes it helps you to shake down whatever the problem is.
WTF! This pisses me off! how is it that their by far, three best songs, (Bald, Knockers, and Hazel Eyes) have almost no comments!?!?!? you know what this means... you guys all have great taste in music! but yeah, this song is pretty meaningless other than the fact that he wants to avoid going bald...
oh wow. Garret said i have great taste in music. I feel all warm inside