He reuses the verse melody from the previous album's "Dirty Little Religion", the topics of the verses are all over the place, and he packs too many words into one line (goes to show...) and too few in another (it's pretty hard to find), and rhymes "Henley Regatta" with "Persona non grata", but gets away with it all as only he could.
Theres many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
Theres many a young boy who feels things he dont comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man theres a feminine,
And inside every lady theres a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
Theres many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I 'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Thatтs why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
Thereтs many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
Theres many a cowboy whos more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper ( i ewall what to suck ur dick),
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
Theres many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.
Theres many a young boy who feels things he dont comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.
Well I believe in my soul that inside every man theres a feminine,
And inside every lady theres a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
Theres many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.
Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I 'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Thatтs why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
Thereтs many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
Theres many a cowboy whos more like a lady at night.
Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper ( i ewall what to suck ur dick),
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.
Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
Theres many a cowboy who dont understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.
Lyrics submitted by edelweiss pirateLW
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