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When I get depressed I go to Homebase and buy something to build.
Get halfway finished feel more depressed, want to be killed.

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

So my girlfriend gone to Portugal and my best friend is in Spain.
Anne-Marie's gone to work in France and no one here knows my name.

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

So I'm staying at the Raigmore and I feel to fucking tired
One more cigarette before I sleep, probably set myself on fire

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair

Scots pill man, show us a trick
Scots pill man, buy us a drink
Scots pill man, don't be a dick

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

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godlikeboy On Aug 23, 2005

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When I get depressed I go to Homebase and buy something to build.
Get halfway finished feel more depressed, want to be killed.

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

So my girlfriend gone to Portugal and my best friend is in Spain.
Anne-Marie's gone to work in France and no one here knows my name.

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

So I'm staying at the Raigmore and I feel to fucking tired
One more cigarette before I sleep, probably set myself on fire

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair

Scots pill man, show us a trick
Scots pill man, buy us a drink
Scots pill man, don't be a dick

And I know I should be happy, and I know you are there.
And I'll never change my mind,
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
I'm gonna buy shares in Ryanair
It's not fair.

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2005-08-23 06:14:14

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