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christmas tree with sebastiannas head on top, alyson hannigans corpse under the tree, and jenna haze in my stocking, the perfect holiday

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christmas tree with sebastiannas head on top, alyson hannigans corpse under the tree, and jenna haze in my stocking, the perfect holiday Lyrics

looks like that fat prick failed again
save that turkey for next week
I've got dinner in the fireplace right now
and it'll last us til February

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kijima On Aug 14, 2005

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kijima

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2005-08-14 13:45:32

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