Typical Me

It's just one of those days
Typical me
Typical club scene
Typical grief
One of those raves
Typical beef
Now this fu**ing headlocks
Putting me to sleep
It's just one of those days
Typical me
Typical club scene
Typical grief
One of those raves
Typical beef
And now this fu**ing headlocks
Putting me to sleep
It's just Typical Me
I must have one of them faces
Now it's stuck with me, I can't change it
I ain't troublesome, I'm the safest
But they won't let my clique in 'Faces'
Cos I must be one of them artists
That gets kicked out the club the fastest
Cos bouncers think they're the hardest
I'll bang them and blame it on Marcus
Yeah I got reason to get up
But I skank out and shuffle like Ke'l
Cos more times I'm just mellow
I'll bring up a pint before I say 'Hello'
But yeah ravin's excitin'
So I put it all in my writin'
And we aint just always fightin'
Just with the bouncers that think they're Tyson,
Cos you're with your clique
I'm with my clique
Try it with me
I'm kinda pissed, so mind the 'on' switch,
Don't try it with me
I'd rather kick back and find a chick
Smiling with me
I try my best to not be aggressive but
It's one of those days
Innit..
Typical me
Typical club scene
Typical grief
One of those raves
Typical beef
Now this fu**ing headlocks
Putting me to sleep
It's just Typical Me
I must just be unruly
so no-one can over-rule me
But look at all the drinks he brought me
I drink too much when I was 40
Stand up to see a nuisance
A pest, a pain, the raves
The same shit happens almost every other day
Almost every other rave
There's some sorta drama
But sometimes I'm cool I'm calmer
Frightened I can't afford to wear 'Prada'
But I don't box just to prove I'm harder
But don't piss me off today, I'm pissed already so
I guess it's gonna be one of those days
Typical me
It's typical
You can take me out the hood I'll still act like a criminal
So don't try and get physical
But let me weigh up my options
Im Me, Them ministry bouncers
I'll bet 20kgs, I bet they probably lift houses
So I guess a one on one just ain't the best way about this
But this is my situation, every week, life's a bitch
I'll probably get nominated and kicked out the Brits
Cos you're with your clique
I'm with my clique
Try it with me
I'm kinda pissed, so mind the 'on' switch,
Don't try it with me
I'd rather kick back and find a chick
smiling with me
I try my best to not be aggressive but
It's one of those days
It's always Kano getting in the madness
Me I'm in the corner sippin' on Champers
But for some reason, i gotta face they 'all' wanna ramp with
It's so typical
I'm no little fool
And no I don't wanna sit and talk
I take a Mo and sip it all
Everyday it is so predictable
when I don't mean the tunes we listen to
I have mixed feelings what i did, or didnt do
so here's what is and what isn't true
It's just one of them days
one of them raves
Where some of us aint in the mood for bouncers
You might see me move some bouncers
Here's what I do to bouncers
If you're on the door, and turn me away
I'm moving to you
I'm known to swing, and not with my fists
I'll tuck your crew in
I'm on the list, so don't take the piss
That's what you're doing
I'll try my best to not be aggressive
But it's one of those days