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The Vagina Song Lyrics
Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...
(chorus)
Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....
Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
(chorus)
Vagina!!!!!
Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!
(chorus)
(chorus)
Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...
Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!
(chorus)
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...
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a great song! it's got simple, great and also very funny lyrics. it's good to hear while cruising around or to sing it while showering (that's what i sometimes do :- ] )
OH MY GOD! HE SAID DOUCHE! Tom Green, you continue to impress me.
I'm pretty sure he never sang this
Whether tom green actually sang this or not its fucking genius. The song basically penetrates deeper than you think.lol. His reference to crawling into a "vagina in the morning" hes a douchebag, and that hed be better off crawling back into his moms vagina and never coming out again, because he does absolutely nothing to contribute to society.