High School Confidential

She's a blonde haired scheming bitch
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor
You can hear her stilettos click
I want her so much I feel sick
The girl can't help it, she really can't help it now
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Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls
They tease her with cat calls
She's a combination Anita Eckberg Mamie van Doren
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What's the principal doin' with her?
Who's that guy, is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Faberge
She makes me cream my jeans
When she's coming my way
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She drives a candy pink Cadillac
If I don't get her soon, I'll have a heart attack
When she flashes me a look I wanna burn my book
Give up high school
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