Don't Ask Me How I Know

Don’t ride your bike off a ramp
That’s more than three bricks high
Don’t take that candy from the store
If you ain’t got the dime
Don’t pick a fight with a little guy
That doesn’t talk that much
Don’t pick up a cherry-bomb
Thinkin’ it’s a dud
And don’t sneak out of a 2 story house
Usin’ bed sheets as a rope
Don’t ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’,
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’,
Save your money, pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses,
If you’re sorry tell her so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know
Don’t quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Don’t bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didn’t mean it
Don’t lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You ain’t that busy
You oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa ‘fore he goes
Don’t ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’,
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’,
Save your money, pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses,
If you’re sorry tell her so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know
Forget your pride buy the roses,
If you love her tell her so,
Don’t go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
Sell your truck while it's still runnin',
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know