if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Lyrics

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.


If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
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Cover art for if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life lyrics by Skatalites, The

I think the lyrics are fairly self-explainatory. This song always makes me smile and bop my head.

Cover art for if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life lyrics by Skatalites, The

It's so wrong! Every woman is beautiful in her own way, and maybe thats what they're saying... You know, she may not be a looker but she can cook! But yeah, it makes me smile too...

Cover art for if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life lyrics by Skatalites, The

agree w/ Sheensha.

Cover art for if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life lyrics by Skatalites, The

HAH this song is hilarious, catchy and true, lol. If you have a pretty woman as a wife other men'll like her, she'll be in command of you, and she'll be popular and you'll have to go to dinner parties XD

 
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