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Jackie Chan Lyrics
You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
Chorus
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
Chorus
Spoken:
You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD
You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!
Chorus
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!
Song Info
Submitted by
omegatle On Apr 27, 2005
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i love this song
its like "what? you thought you could get over on me? Think again loser."
i espeecailly like "When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD"
:O]
I think this song infringes on my right to be a chauvinistic pig
kelly usually dedicates the song to her mom because she likes jackie chan. but i'm not sure if that's how the song came about originally, possibly.