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I'll use my dinner table manners
Cause its my wife's juice and watertower wine

Someone call the cops and tell them to come and stop me
Someone call the nurse because my tummy kinda hurts
Someone call the fire department cause my pussy cat's stuck in the tree and I'm afraid of hieghts...

I saw genuise in your teeth when you smiled at me
And I saw power in your thighes when you shifted them at me
I saw all things I needed to too be obsessed with you

mm mm mm I bet you taste good...yeah

I'm a dinosaur with a monkey mind
dreaming of watertower wine
and my wife's juice is getting cold
glass like ice of silver and gold

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ceres On Apr 18, 2005

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Cover art for Wife's Juice Watertower Wine lyrics by Foxy Shazam!

by Just_Some_Asian

20y ago

eh... not one of their best songs... and i'm pretty sure its "i'm scared of heights" not afraid...

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by SamuraiDrifter

16y ago

Great song right here.

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