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I Beat God At Tae-Kwon-Do

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I had a dream i did compete in a heavenly contest
my hands were brick and super-thick and I was quick and weightless
my skill was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless
my foes had toes arrange with straw and they were barely balanced
i was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions
they were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying
experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire
against my chest I felt this melting wax and I was happy

my cock, painfully huge
my foot, is better than yours
you can't undress as fast as I can do it
you do it with one foot I do it with
(two)

The mat was wet with holy sweat as i displayed my talent
My hands and feet made godly meat available for sandwich
The bread of hair and face displaced the chest and stomach salad
I spread the mustard of his muscle puss across my palate
I was unleashing on unleashings cost and being costly
It was a really broad excuse for my impending failure
The locker room was steaming food and tea for my abuses
I'll make a GYRO shop of human stock and make a fortune

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logical On Apr 09, 2005

Minuteman For The Moment

Chest Is A Ribcage

Pussy Comitatus

Shadowboxing (To Stay Fit)

Mirror Mirror

I had a dream i did compete in a heavenly contest 
my hands were brick and super-thick and I was quick and weightless 
my skill was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless 
my foes had toes arrange with straw and they were barely balanced 
i was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions 
they were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying 
experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire 
against my chest I felt this melting wax and I was happy

my cock, painfully huge 
my foot, is better than yours 
you can't undress as fast as I can do it 
you do it with one foot I do it with 
(two)

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