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If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty, girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall
But I call and I call and I call
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty, girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall
But I call and I call and I call
(I met you on the internet)
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I have heard that this song is made to spoof emo-genre songs. If you consider the lyrics and the tone, this could be perfectly plausible.
I can see why you all think its about phone sex, but that would mean that hes touching himself too, which is never mentioned in the song (possibly implied, but w/e). This boy is very fuckin typical, but in a depressing way, he trapped in the hell that is this room, the room which he resides in nightly, no matter what, and this girl who he finds amusing, intriguing, and sexy, that he can't stop calling. In these situations we all like to think we're in control, laughing at the things that normally would draw us in, but we slowly lose control as these seemingly harmless activities (weed, AIM, getting girlies randy over the phone) become routines. This song reminds me a ton of Pool Shark by Sublime, where he talks about how heroin "used to be so cool" and he might be in control now but "someday I'm gonna lose the war" which we all know he did. No matter the activities we happen to choose to fill up our lives, they all are inevitably our downfall, and in the end we "dont know what we want" in regards to "youre too young to be this empty girl" there has been a trend that is being noticed recently with each generation of people learning the truth about the "sick world" at younger and younger ages, even in so called sheltered, suburban homes. I think its the internet, and I'm blaming anything or anyone cuz its nothing to blame anyone over. But there are so many of these young and empty girls, who are so dark and amusing and intriguing that us jewish boys cant stop laughing over. This song is in my top FIVE sooooo fucking good, yeah?
Obviously about drugs...again...fucking stoners
Dude, you're a fucking idiot.
Dude, you're a fucking idiot.
What?!
What?!
We all know that every rock song ever written is about sex and drugs....
We all know that every rock song ever written is about sex and drugs....
...Mostly drugs.
...Mostly drugs.
haha new phrase... "fucking stoners"
haha new phrase... "fucking stoners"
i was watching the lead singer, on IMF(International Music Feed) when it was still on air and he commented that when he was writing this song that it was a sort of parody of justin timberlake and how he claims that hes "bringing sexy back"
HAHAHA! It's really funny to think of Max Bemis directing the title of this song at Justin Timberlake in response to 'Sexy Back'. Hilarious, thanks for saying that!
HAHAHA! It's really funny to think of Max Bemis directing the title of this song at Justin Timberlake in response to 'Sexy Back'. Hilarious, thanks for saying that!
the "ick" part? how old are you?
Probably the most catchy song of all. Ever. But this is unfortunate because I can't very well go singing this down the street without getting some odd looks ha :)
i blame myspace for this incredible song.
hahaha. thats great :) 4 some reason that made me laugh so hard lol
hahaha. thats great :) 4 some reason that made me laugh so hard lol
Seahighster, you ask why Max talks about Hell, him being Jewish. Well, to talk about heaven and hell, you don't necissarily have to believe in them as a real place. I think heaven and hell have become such a common theme in todays society that they are just used as ideas of consequence (in a metaphoric way).
Also, this song just makes me laugh. ;D
this is the story of your life? what kinda life do you live? your life story is about calling a girl and she touches herself? i wish i had your life.
these are the actual lyrics: I called her on the phone and she killed herself (2 more times) i called her on the phone and she killed herself i cry myself to sleep
no not really, i just plug in those words so i can sing it without singing the "ick" part. lol. now you can sing it too!