Your New Album Sucks

(One, two, three, four)
Tuesday morning went according to plan
I headed for the store at dawn with my money in hand
But I'm surprised they even bothered
To put you in stock
I picked it up for next to nothing
And that's just what I got
I got it
But I just don't get it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I bought it
But now I regret it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I guess no one's immune to the sophomore slump
It's not growing on me; it's going off to the dump
And I'm surprised they even bothered
To put you in stock
What the hell happened?
Your last album rocked
I got it
But I just don't get it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I bought it
But now I regret it, yeah
Your new album sucks (Here we go)
That was my five-ninety-nine, and I feel I've been cheated
Now you're in the clearance bin, and you're cheap for a reason
I don't want you to grow or reinvent or explore
You're out of print, so take the hint
And just do what you did before
I got it
But I just don't get it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I bought it
But now I regret it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I got it
But I just don't get it, yeah
Your new album sucks
I bought it
But now I regret it, yeah
Your new album sucks
Your new album sucks