Puppet On A Swing (Burattino senza fichi)

I’m a famous wooden puppet,
and I never ever tell the truth.
I’m a puppet with no pecker,
but Geppetto cut me loose.
It’s not much fun when you are a eunuch,
I would love to have a big stick.
Here’s my daddy while he’s making it...
I’m a proud and happy puppet,
with my new and shiny piece of wood.
I’m the new Italian Stallion,
cos my daddy made it good.
If my angel wasn’t such an angel
I feel a force inside of me, and it’s not easy,
and a kind of milkshake comes right out.
Hey hey, my my...
Splintering, I feel I’m splintering
If Lucignolo could see me,
I’d have a hard-on for sure.
Splintering, like no one’s ever seen
uollano, uollano, uollano,
Signorina sono Italiano...
Never Never Land is where I,
Feel like acting like I’m a playboy,
I’ve been living in a big whale,
I’ll invite you, don’t be coy
Fire-eater, you don’t want to meet her,
Fox and kitty, I will beat yer,
Up my ass with Jiminy Cricket,
The more I think about it, and the more that I am...
Splintering, people I’m splintering,
If Lucignolo could see me,
With the expression I’m wearing.
I can cum, thanks to my brand new chum,
uollano, uollano, uollano,
that’s my cum and I’m Italiano.
Meantime, down in the disco...
Splintering, on the dance floor splintering,
I am the King of the Neighbourhood,
Of pussies made out of pine wood.
They all plot, they like to fuck a lot
they dance on, they dance on, they dance on,
On the cum and I’m Italiano - Ué Ué Ué...