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Yeah Toast! Lyrics
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast
so i just tell em i like toast
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
I get up in the morning about 6 AM
had a little jelly had a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot i get toast
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops too soon press down again make toast
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
UH TOAST!!
When the first caveman drove in from the drags
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
musta bin a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast
[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
UH OHH!
Oui monsuier bonjour coquette
on hon croisoiant on vous a vere
morishe vour Eifel Towere
oui marie baguette bon soir
[Chorus]
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!
In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show
YEAH TOAST!!
eh uh uh
toast
People always say what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast
so i just tell em i like toast
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
had a little jelly had a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot i get toast
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops too soon press down again make toast
YEAH TOAST!!
UH TOAST!!
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
musta bin a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast
YEAH TOAST!!
UH OHH!
on hon croisoiant on vous a vere
morishe vour Eifel Towere
oui marie baguette bon soir
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!
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All I can say is this: This is the funniest, most pointless song of all time. It's so pointless, you have no choice but to laugh. It's amazing how such a mundane activity like making toast can inspire such comedy. That's the point of comedy, to make us laugh and loosen up!
ahh, yes, the French Toast version. Heywood is as funny in person as he is on cd's.
uhhh... toast is good mmm yeah toast!