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I Don't Want to Play Football Lyrics
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing
I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing
Song Info
Submitted by
michaelbondy On Jan 10, 2005
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ermmm he doesnt want to play football.... haha, i like this one =] x
This was for the movie Storytelling and is referring to American Football. Stuart likes playing Soccer/Association Football, actually.
This is so cute and sweet, I don't understand the rules of football either!