Everytime

Hey just thought you might want to know, theres a line wrong, where you wrote: Everytime I catch a train, Im askin for ticket it should be: Everytime I catch a train, I'm hassled for a ticket

Vry humourous song if i may so myself. Just another little lyric thing, i dont think its "And it’s not wet with water but wet with common sweat" its actually "And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat" sorry mum

Everytime I make a phone call, a lady interrupts... actually Everytime I make a phone call, call waiting interrupts

Everytime I clean my room I make another mess Everytime I miss the bus Im late for a test Everytime I'm re-incarnated its in the lowest form I leave my window open everytime there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover I have to go to work Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand Everytime I talk to aliens they dont understand Everytime I skate I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk I vomit on my shoes Everytime I scratch the needle jumps Everytime I drink milk it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle I just talk shit Everytime I catch the bus theres nowhere to sit Everytime I catch the train Im hassled for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket first ball takes a wicket Everytime Im drunk at a party in a toga I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat I get a pain in my chest Everytime I think its heartburn its cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at someones house it wont flush Everytime it wont flush it stains the ceramic If you ever see me happy its because Im manic

Doomed to fail

Everytime I give advice it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided my prints are on the bong Everytime I score I get shitty leaf I was living with the Navajo until they heard me dis the chief Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint I'd end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport I get drilled by the coach But everytime I play footy I get tackled in the dirt And I crack another rib and it really fucking hurts Everytime I brush my teeth I find another cavity Everytime I try to fly I discover gravity Everytime I have a craving I've run out of food And Everytime we spin the bottle Im the one who ends up nude Everytime I give a girl an orgasm she fakes Everytime I jam it in the condom breaks Everytime I gamble I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran I get the shits But everytime I shit it takes about an hour And theres never any paper so I have to take a shower And everytime I shower the towels already wet And its not wet from water but wet with cum and sweat Everytime I pluck my pubic hair to make myself attractive My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song radio stations ban it Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic

Worship Satan

Everytime I make a joke people take me serious Everytime I go down on a girl shes on her periods Everytime I drive a car a cop will pull me over But I say Im someone else and that Im sober Every blind date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and that is why I mind Everytime I have the dream when Im at the school dance Everyone is looking at me cause I dont have any pants Then we play piggy in the middle Im the pig Everytime we play Tiggy Im the one whos it Everytime I lick a toad I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee its when Im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble I make the word at Every wet fart leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I fuck ya mum she wants it in the bum And everytime Im done its not because Ive cum Everytime I crack onto a chick I pull my sack out EVerytime I try to suck my dick I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave I hit a coral reef And everytime I order vegetarian I get beef

I get beef A chickens not a vegetable!

great song... haha maybe doesnt happen everytime, but common, most of it has happened to us once!

One of the best fucking songs I have ever heard. But I think he's got his meats confused. Yeah, a chicken ISN'T a vegetable, but dude, it ain't beef either. HA HA HA!!!