Drugs

Please get outta the toilet my man,
Hell no I'm doing drugs.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
No no let me do my drugs.
Came to the disco,
With half a gram of go go cut with baking soda.
Saw my girl with the one kiss curl,
She's a pusher I think you'd know her.
Found my straw,
Found my store,
Now just give me a few minutes more.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
Hell no I'm doing drugs.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
No no let me do my drugs.
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee,
There's a mushroom growing inside of me.
Pill makes you big, pill makes you small,
You're so tiny, I'm so tall.
Who are you? Don't you ask,
You're just a pain in the looking glass.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
Hell no I'm doing drugs.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
No no let me do my drugs.
You can find romance,
Piss in your pants
Let's leave it up to fate baby.
You're a drunken bore,
So let's lock the door
Let me get this line straight.
I've been waiting all night to powder my nose,
Lord don't stop me,
There she blows!
Please get outta the toilet my man,
Hell no I'm doing drugs.
Please get outta the toilet my man,
No no let me do my drugs.