I never carry a gun
I just carry my tongue
When it's not knee deep in pork
It's acidic and forked

I'd mission abort
Don't need no permission to start
Rip apart every synapse and spark
'Til you're clutchin' your heart

Playin' Mario Kart
With Wesley Clark
Make like Corey Heart
And wear my shades when it's dark

Don't retort or remark
You'll get Dizzy G Cheeks
With a mouth full of fart
*fart noise*

I'm Slaughter comma Sarge
AKA Commissar
Ballin' like stalin' from USSR
Shit's so fluid so far

Thanks to Matt on guitar
Yo DJ, take 'em to the part
Where I turn rap into art

Yeah, motherfucker
Check this shit out

I'm a bad ass
I ain't gonna fuckin' spell it
I get up on the mic
And then I fuckin' yell it

No need to embellish
I'm selfishly hellish
Equatorial insect repellent
The like's of which you never delt with
Motherfucker


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    My friend and I always blare this song over my speakers while I'm driving, and scream the lyrics. Haha! This song is fuckin awesome!

    BrownBabu84on December 09, 2004   Link
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    I like the bit at the very end:

    YEAH MOTHER FUCKER! You think I'm fucking kidding? Fuck all you dicks that were giving me shit! Especially my three older brothers, I'm never gonna forgive you guys for giving me all them noogies, and wedgies! Fuck that shit, that shit wasn't cool! And all those guys in junior high who were making fun of me cause I got caught masturbating at that birthday party. fuck you guys! You guys are fucking assholes, I hope you get cancer of the dick! And everybody in highschool who made fun of me because I was too asthmatic to play ultimate frisbee and I had to sit on the bench the whole time and read fucking books about Narnia. FUCK YOU GUYS! And all those colleges that didn't accept me, my parents got me a tutor so I'll see you bitches next year! WORD! I'm OUT!

    grimeboyon June 07, 2006   Link
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    Embarrassing.

    mashwon June 10, 2006   Link
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    this song means he's a badass, that's about it.

    palmmannon January 27, 2007   Link
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    Meh, this song isn't the best.

    Deedleron August 17, 2009   Link

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